While Deb Was Away
8 things I learned while Deb was away:
- The output of the coffee grinder falls off dramatically when the beans run out.
- The left side of the bed is quite comfortable.
- The magic wastebasket stops working.
- Hitler capitalized on a terrorist act to win the Nazi party a majority in the German legislature and to squash civil liberties.
- Which is something I learned while researching more important things like: the true meaning of 420.
- I smell bad after only a couple days without a shower - but after 3 days, I just don't notice it.
- Watching strippers dance just doesn't do it for me anymore. Lap dances, OTOH....
- I don't function well on 2 hours sleep.
posted by David Sartoris | 10:55 PM
1 Comments:
well dear brother in law, you do have to at some point, refill those beans in the grinder....it has been a week since my sister filled it... also im hoping u have at least showered the morning you are coming here, otherwise your not allowed any of my hugs...i doubt seriously even the doggies would like you if you havent showered sufficently..ha ha but im sure these ohio flies would love you..as for running with sharp objects, im sure momma sartoris taught you that was dangerous...anyhow we love you and cant wait till tommorow to see ya.
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