While Deb Was Away

8 things I learned while Deb was away:

1. The output of the coffee grinder falls off dramatically when the beans run out.
2. The left side of the bed is quite comfortable.
3. The magic wastebasket stops working.
4. Hitler capitalized on a terrorist act to win the Nazi party a majority in the German legislature and to squash civil liberties.
5. Which is something I learned while researching more important things like: the true meaning of 420.
   
6. I smell bad after only a couple days without a shower - but after 3 days, I just don't notice it.
7. Watching strippers dance just doesn't do it for me anymore. Lap dances, OTOH....
8. I don't function well on 2 hours sleep.